You're my girlfriend, so I can come right inside you, right?

I got stuck on purpose, so that he could fuck me and I could cum

A friend's girlfriend was lying naked, and I was supposed to walk by?

I'll sit her on my dick by the window, so the view is nice and the neighbors can watch

Caught his wife masturbating and fucked her so she wouldn't dare play around

There's a reason I did my homework with her. She's a fuckin' good one, she gave it to me in every position

I wasn't gonna peek! But if I'm caught, I'm gonna fuck you

What did you do today? And I brought that little girl to a quivering orgasm

Rubbing her plump pussy as hard as she could — an orgasm must be earned

Tired of fucking with a rubber dick? Here's a real one

The jock got so cramped up in the balls that he attacked the girl right in the kitchen

Stretching the Ukrainian beauty's booty as she jumps on his dick

He returned from a business trip and the first thing he did was pounce on her pussy

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

I was just peeking at the redheaded neighbor, but was caught

Who plays hide-and-seek without panties? Oh, I get it-- that's a hint of sex

I believe that you're not cheating, since you poured female sperm on my dick like that

I didn't think it was necessary to get naked for a movie, but if the director asks...

I know how to wake up a baby girl without an alarm clock — a dick, of course

Do you take sex for repairs? Fine, fuck every penny of it

Public streets are freezing — but I rented a room in the hotel for an hour, we'll fuck there

Don't whine, it's not hard yet, I haven't belted you yet

She showed me what she was hiding under her tights — I knew it, a tight pussy

I licked the fuck out of you, didn't I? Now you make me feel good